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Retard?

Sun Dec 21, 2008, 5:51 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: My wife talking to her family
  • Reading: The computer screen
  • Watching: See above
  • Playing: ...with the keyboard
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
Yoinked from :iconaurontheunsent:

[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Multiply your score by 3 to find out how retarded you are.

30%. Not too shabby.

Losing it...

Thu Mar 15, 2007, 1:27 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Marines chatting outside my door
  • Reading: The computer screen
  • Watching: See above
  • Playing: ...with the keyboard
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
I dunno. I think I'm losing it.
Lately, I've bene wanting to draw so bad and so much, but everytime I put the pen to the paper, something just doesn't fall as it should.
I have the ideas. I have the desire, but I just can't seem to put them on paper. It's weird. It's like I'm losing my "talent". I can't seem to get this right or this looks crooked or this is at a weird angle.
I dunno. Sorry to all of you (all three of you -_- ) if you've been waiting for a while for an update. I'll try my best. ^_^

Okinawa Videoses XD

Thu Feb 8, 2007, 1:06 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Rammstein
  • Reading: The computer screen
  • Watching: See above
  • Playing: ...with the keyboard
  • Eating: AN APPLE!!!
  • Drinking: Water
[link]

Go now. You know you want to.

O_o

Wed Dec 27, 2006, 12:14 AM
  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: Josh Groban
  • Reading: The computer screen
  • Watching: See above
  • Playing: ...with the keyboard
  • Eating: Not a dayum thing
  • Drinking: Saliva
Warning: Bitching follows.

Excuse me for venting, but it just needed to be done.
As some of you already know, I am stationed in Okinawa and with minimal to no way of getting to play many of the new games that are coming out (which I love,namely Twilight Princess) so it irks me, to an extent, to browse through some places and see and/or read the FRIGGIN' ENDING AND ALL THE DAMN PLOT DETAILS of a game which I haven't even had thepleasure to see in person. Thank you for giving the whole DAMN GAME AWAY! You could at least put up a warning for spoilers, or something. Yanno, be CONSIDERATE of others, like me.
I won't give away names, because bitching about stuff is bad enough, so I'll just end it here.
Thank you and good night.

Booyah

Sun Oct 29, 2006, 2:36 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Metallica
  • Reading: The computer screen
  • Watching: See above
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Ramen noodles
  • Drinking: Ramen noodles water
So I've had people left and right of me tell me I should get a DA account and finally, I've dun it.! ^_^
So, being that I'm in the military, I try and draw as much as I can, but everytime I get the chance, I DRAW!!
So, yah. o.O If you like what you see,leave me pretty comments. They help motivate me (that, and looking at other people more talented than myself motivates the hell outta me. No lie!) and keep on drawin'.
Oh, and if anyone could tell me how to add friends, that'd be much appreciated O.o
Lata

-Joe

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